Father Time is Tracking Me Down


Forget the fact that I have aches and pains in the morning and I have no idea where they came from. Or that I fall asleep now well before David Letterman hits the air. Even that I seem to have a few extra pounds around my waist that I swear weren’t there just a few…read more.

Get Over It


A wise man sat in an audience and cracked a joke. Everybody laughed like crazy. After a moment he cracked the same joke again. This time, less people laughed. He cracked the same joke again and again. When there was no laughter in the crowd, he smiled and said, “You can’t laugh at the same…read more.